Returning to America after four years in Europe

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Top 10 Reasons I'm Really an American Again

10. Drinking during the day is deviant.

9. I put ice in my soda.

8. I drink soda.

7. Two words: Netflix subscription.

6. Supersizing sometimes seems like a good idea.

5. Tipping 15 percent feels cheap.

4. I've been reading the same book for two months.

3. I think I pay a lot of taxes.

2. Working 50 hours a week is normal.

1. I own a Swiffer.


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